Hi. Okay, then.
WORK
Red Tettemer O'Connell + Partners | Creative Director
Phila, PA (January 2016 - Present)
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Red Tettemer O'Connell + Partners | Associate Creative Director
Phila, PA (September 2014 - January 2016)
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Red Tettemer O'Connell + Partners | Senior Writer
Phila, PA (September 2010 - September 2014)
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Doner | Writer
Detroit, MI (January 2006 - September 2010)
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SCHOOL
Michigan State University | B.A., Advertising
East Lansing, MI
RECOGNITION
I was the mascot for my high school senior class - beat the Powerpuff Girls in a landslide.
I've won effies and obies and addys and things and have written two Super Bowl spots. That Ideacast spot was shortlisted at Cannes.
But I also won the Advertising Excellence Award, in recognition of outstanding overall readership as compared to all other advertisements appearing in Professional Roofing.
Welcome to the tippy-top, folks.
OTHER STUFF
I used to spend my free time beating up world-ranked 14-year-old Korean kids. In a computer game, I mean.
I've got a hole in one to my name. 8-iron from 176.
Also, I once threw out a first pitch at a minor league game and almost killed a few preschoolers in the process. Ask me about it sometime.
Email me at m4rkgarman@gmail.com
Or ask me to connect on LinkedIn. You play your cards right, and I might just.